An Animated Family
juniorcaptain: I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado. This has led me to conclude that Phoebus is the father of Miguel. Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son but...
deliciousmarsland: pizzaforpresident: orange-is-orange: rrobbedd: omg this did not actually happen :o I’M LAUGHING SO HARD HOLY SH-WAS THIS A THING?!
yeffyaboyuice: manwaifu: >:I
widdlez: daangmel: golddigger2012: wove: IT JUST KNOCKS THE OTHER ONES OVER IM LAUGHING SO HARD OMG WHT KIND OF CREATURE IS THIS. I WOULD LIKE TO OWN HOLY CRAP what an adorable douchebag I swear XD I’m laughing so hard it’s giving me a headache
a-very-mad-world: piledriverswaltz: thomasbangalter: piledriverswaltz: how do fish have sex the female lay their eggs in the water, then the male puts their sperm on the eggs. so they don’t even get to touch the booty what a waste why do you think nemo wanted to touch the butt so bad
sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
windows98: windows98: TORTELLINI?!?1! OMFG
colinfirth: buttpower: you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four #friendship has no place at the uno table
Lame Owl Joke of the Day
daily-owls: What does an owl need after his bath? A t-owl
durianseeds: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
neon-j-box-skurriez: personal-archive: MasterChef quality right here. When it’s my turn to cook. Close enough.
candynights: the-sascrotch: someones fat? doesn’t ruin the cosplay. someones black? doesn’t ruin the cosplay. not completely 100% accurate? still doesn’t ruin the cosplay. you want to know what ruins cosplays? bad wigs. THIS. Accurate.
lord of the flies in a nutshell
ralph: we need a fire
ralph: guys we need a fire
ralph: we really need a fire guys
ralph: a fire
ralph: WE NEED ONE
jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything
eyes-of-golden-lies: Hey guys, this is my little brother, Mikey. He’s 9 years old. The other day my best friend and I were watching “Americas next top model” and he came in the room and got really upset at how all of the girls seemed to be breaking down over the things they couldn’t control. One girl, who was very thin, was complaining that she was a “fat bitch” and how she needed to lose at...
schmabelpines: shavingryansprivates: i’M SCREAMING BECAUSE OF HOW CUTE THIS IS aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwg